Speaking of the fair.....

If you have been following my "Mom Blog" you would know we've spent some time at the fair this past week.
Question: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THESE CRAZY WOMEN WEARING FREAKIN' HIGH HEELS TO A FAIR WITH DIRT EVERYWHERE????

I mean seriously, do they actually think they look hot? In their little mini skirts or shorty shorts with their big ass heels............what? Did I miss it? Is their a dance club somewhere around here? Oh, maybe it's over, by the cows, pigs, sheep? Can't be by the stadium where they hold rodeos, monster car shows, dirt bikes, demolitions..................oh, oh, okay, maybe they were just misled by the flashing lights from all the rides and the loud music they play on some of the rides.....well, no women you are sadly mistaken, there is no disco, dance floor, club hoppin' going on around there...........

To top it off your walking in dirt, rocks, a little grass in some spots.. now I know your feet can't be feeling cumfy in those stilettos.
Um, wait maybe they're trying to get a little booty from some over cologned, saggy shorts wearing, dude or the high waisted, big buckled, tight wearing, cowboy booted cowdude............

Here's a little 411.......even if you get the booty (no telling where it's been especially if it has been in those pee'd all over bathrooms) you better hope the lights are off or you are both in for a surprise. Him-um, you looked a little different in the moonlight and damn girl your feet are straight dirty and all red!! (see should've worn sensible shoes to the fair) Huh, well, where were we...ain't nothin' I can't get over in the morning...............Her- uh, wait, are you the same dude I was talkin' to? You sure smell the same, or well actually that was pretty much a popular smell around that area, oh, well, I had one too many of some stuff, let's just turn off the lights............

If that's what it's all about for you, okay, whatever floats your boat (which is most likely deflated from your big ass heels)............

Hey, I was once one of those early 20's girls hanging out at the fair at night, having fun with my friends, or boyfriend at the time. I was NEVER wearing heels there..........


Whatever, let me just say...............hope you women don't brake an ankle, catch any type of disease, and hope the high heels you actually wear out to a club aren't the dirty, smelly ass heels that have stepped in who knows what..............at the FAIR!!!!