I KNOW..............................
YOU know, if you knew, I wouldn't have to say it but I do because obviously it's not getting done!@!!
Those 2 words the kids say just to annoy the hell out of us!!! You left your shoes there, put them away! "I know", 30 minutes before we have to leave "I know".......
So then I turn it around "I know, you know, but I'm just going to remind you to take your stuff up to your room like I asked you to do before when you said you knew but didn't do it". What came out of their little mouths "I KNOW"
Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Is there ever a point when we win the "I know" debate? I DON'T KNOW? Did we do the same thing to our parents? I hope not, and if so I guess that explains those special "happy pills" you take.......... (just kidding Mom I know you don't take anything, well at least that I know of) (don't worry "A" I won't sell you out!! Just as long as you share, again I'm kidding MOM!!)
See, how our generation is, well, at least for me, I am always worried about what my Mom is going to think, say, feel towards anything I do. Yes, I know I am an adult, in my 30+ years but I still want to make sure she is content with how my life is going....hmmm, is that the "I know" guilt coming back to haunt me?
I hope not, and if so, well deserved!!!
Let me just say...............I know one thing for sure..............two words that can drive a Mom crazy, pull her hair out, want to scream out loud...........I KNOW....they probably do know, that we know and feel those two words are strong enough to make us crazy, and that's exactly why they know exactly when to say..........................I know!!!!
Pass the martini.....................I know it's time!!!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Speaking of the fair.....
If you have been following my "Mom Blog" you would know we've spent some time at the fair this past week.
Question: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THESE CRAZY WOMEN WEARING FREAKIN' HIGH HEELS TO A FAIR WITH DIRT EVERYWHERE????
I mean seriously, do they actually think they look hot? In their little mini skirts or shorty shorts with their big ass heels............what? Did I miss it? Is their a dance club somewhere around here? Oh, maybe it's over, by the cows, pigs, sheep? Can't be by the stadium where they hold rodeos, monster car shows, dirt bikes, demolitions..................oh, oh, okay, maybe they were just misled by the flashing lights from all the rides and the loud music they play on some of the rides.....well, no women you are sadly mistaken, there is no disco, dance floor, club hoppin' going on around there...........
To top it off your walking in dirt, rocks, a little grass in some spots.. now I know your feet can't be feeling cumfy in those stilettos.
Um, wait maybe they're trying to get a little booty from some over cologned, saggy shorts wearing, dude or the high waisted, big buckled, tight wearing, cowboy booted cowdude............
Here's a little 411.......even if you get the booty (no telling where it's been especially if it has been in those pee'd all over bathrooms) you better hope the lights are off or you are both in for a surprise. Him-um, you looked a little different in the moonlight and damn girl your feet are straight dirty and all red!! (see should've worn sensible shoes to the fair) Huh, well, where were we...ain't nothin' I can't get over in the morning...............Her- uh, wait, are you the same dude I was talkin' to? You sure smell the same, or well actually that was pretty much a popular smell around that area, oh, well, I had one too many of some stuff, let's just turn off the lights............
If that's what it's all about for you, okay, whatever floats your boat (which is most likely deflated from your big ass heels)............
Hey, I was once one of those early 20's girls hanging out at the fair at night, having fun with my friends, or boyfriend at the time. I was NEVER wearing heels there..........
Whatever, let me just say...............hope you women don't brake an ankle, catch any type of disease, and hope the high heels you actually wear out to a club aren't the dirty, smelly ass heels that have stepped in who knows what..............at the FAIR!!!!
Question: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THESE CRAZY WOMEN WEARING FREAKIN' HIGH HEELS TO A FAIR WITH DIRT EVERYWHERE????
I mean seriously, do they actually think they look hot? In their little mini skirts or shorty shorts with their big ass heels............what? Did I miss it? Is their a dance club somewhere around here? Oh, maybe it's over, by the cows, pigs, sheep? Can't be by the stadium where they hold rodeos, monster car shows, dirt bikes, demolitions..................oh, oh, okay, maybe they were just misled by the flashing lights from all the rides and the loud music they play on some of the rides.....well, no women you are sadly mistaken, there is no disco, dance floor, club hoppin' going on around there...........
To top it off your walking in dirt, rocks, a little grass in some spots.. now I know your feet can't be feeling cumfy in those stilettos.
Um, wait maybe they're trying to get a little booty from some over cologned, saggy shorts wearing, dude or the high waisted, big buckled, tight wearing, cowboy booted cowdude............
Here's a little 411.......even if you get the booty (no telling where it's been especially if it has been in those pee'd all over bathrooms) you better hope the lights are off or you are both in for a surprise. Him-um, you looked a little different in the moonlight and damn girl your feet are straight dirty and all red!! (see should've worn sensible shoes to the fair) Huh, well, where were we...ain't nothin' I can't get over in the morning...............Her- uh, wait, are you the same dude I was talkin' to? You sure smell the same, or well actually that was pretty much a popular smell around that area, oh, well, I had one too many of some stuff, let's just turn off the lights............
If that's what it's all about for you, okay, whatever floats your boat (which is most likely deflated from your big ass heels)............
Hey, I was once one of those early 20's girls hanging out at the fair at night, having fun with my friends, or boyfriend at the time. I was NEVER wearing heels there..........
Whatever, let me just say...............hope you women don't brake an ankle, catch any type of disease, and hope the high heels you actually wear out to a club aren't the dirty, smelly ass heels that have stepped in who knows what..............at the FAIR!!!!
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