Dirty Job....but someone has to do it

Alright ladies,

So, my husband's job is in jeopardy. We aren't exactly sure if it's going to be here at the end of the year so I'm trying to figure something to do from home so that I can continue to be here for my kids.
My Aunt came up with an idea, a job that would make good money (so she tells me, not that she knows cause she's just sayin').
Okay ladies, ready? PHONE SEX

Yes, that's what my Aunt told me....she said you could make good money. Hmmmm, how does she know?!? Never mind I don't want to know......although..............................

Come on ladies, I think back to that game that's actually in my closet right now, Dirty Minds. It gives you innocent clues about something but when you hear them they sound anything but innocent.
Well, I thought about sounds....Yes, I'm a multi-tasker, you know I have to be with 4 kids, and a baby every other day along with my normal daily things.

Can you see it?! A moan here as I bend over to pick up toys, a moan there as I'm cleaning around the toilets, a deep breath from trying not to smell the strong cleansers....

Hey maybe it'll work, I might be telling the kids in a quiet yet stearn voice, "Give it to me now!" "Don't" "Stop".


Or "That's it!" "Keep going" (as they're drawing or working in their workbooks).

Hey, all I need to do is get one of those phone pieces I could hook to my ear as I'm doing my daily things......the only problem is I'd have to listen to that freak on the other end...

Whatever, let me just say.............. it was a good thought